Its impossible for a more perfect fella to stumble upon such an odd lass. LONG LIVE KING VAUGHNNNN!
This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law...– President Barack Obama, SOTU address. Yes, yes, yes. (via thedailywhat)
I f-ing love him to death
i dont socialise.
I have been meaning to write this letter for some time now and, in light of recent developments, I believe it is appropriate. The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to protect our peace, privacy, and safety. Nevertheless, I need your help if I’m ever to admonish Publix not seven times, but seventy times seven. “But I’m only...
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Gramen artificiosum odi. I hate Astroturf.
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?” Witness:...
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Stranger: whre r u?
You: In the pool, ya know... swimmin it up.
Stranger: wid ur laptop
You: Yeah, its water proof. I got it on e-bay.
Stranger: hw much cost of it?
You: Like 1804, with out tax. My grams died, so i got her money.
Stranger: u r lucky maan
You: Of true dawg, if only i had more testosterone.. then i could truly be a man.
Stranger: r u male naa
You: Naw, i aint be no male.
Stranger: so u female
You: Unless there is another gender?.. proses of elimination my dear friend.
i miss god.
So one day i desided i needed to dress up like a scenster.I forgot the eye shadow :/
i hate my step father, hes your typical evil story book asahole
Mister Poe Man.
Guess who won another game!! Oh wait, haha weve never won a game. Go GIbbs!
I love knowing I’m a cutie pie, but hate having to be worried about accepting this and being conceded. I haven’t ever met a truly confident person that i don’t think is cocky, and that being my own fault for being a retard. There is a difference between cocky and being self assured. It makes me so sad when someone says to another “you are great!” or “hey, your...
Back in 9th grade, if i had a camera, i took photos.
I love a crappy water color.
Im pretta sure this is how im uplodin phoyos from now on.
So i guess instead of homework i shall go through my computer reminiscing, and posting on dis evil addictive hipster site.. I realize that i tend to only like one song or artist at a time, and at this very moment its ‘Body like a magazine, byz Countess of Persia’ I legit like dem, not just because the love of my life is in it, nono. Im gunna stab Jonathan if he doesn’t give me...
WHY THE FUNK CANT I CATCH A BREAK! I have an assignment due Monday, I had it planed out and ready to go when I left school on Friday approximately two weeks ago. Over brake I ascended to my grandmothers house for thanksgiving, thinking I might snag in a bit of work I brought the necessary papers along to get a jump start, what an f’ing ninfo move that was. Iv just spent the last few hours...
Your sister is a spy
I knew there was something cool about her..