When i have to go pee after a scary movie
When you lose a friend because you don’t like them the way you want them to.
Anonymous asked: If only I knew you better...
I woke up this morning and decided I want to be a...
I then told myself it wasn’t possible. Now at work I have decided to become a cat.
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
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Eating animals acts as a mirror and representation of patriarchal values. Meat...– Carol J. Adams in “The Sexual Politics of Meat” (via thecaffeinatedvegan)
Reblog if your name is Olivia Go.
Young one, I love your existence.
Anonymous asked: do you smoke weed or do any other drugs?
Philip just sent me this on the book face and my phone accidentally download it before I could watch it. 3am Greek men.
Telling Samantha im taking her to see Red Hot...
Sam: Aw, you're taking me? :D
Paula: Unless an extremly attractive male pops up out of the blue and ends up taking your spot then, yes we go ;) lmao
Sam: Aww hellllllllll yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Sam: Wait, how likely is that? Haha
Paula: Lmao ummm I dano I met this guy *** and he's kind of amazing and this guy ****** and hes such a sweetheart :)
Sam: D: So I'm your backup plan?
Paula: No they are ;)
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.